"That's what she said" and "Your mom" Still Works

As annoying as these two phrases can be, there are a couple of times when its necessary to say them. After thinking this one through, I've come up with a couple of instances when it's appropriate to say them. So without any more hesitation here we go.

When your guest walks into the living room and sees your 65 inch television and the first thing that comes out of their mouth is "Wow, that's the biggest one I've ever seen.", you must respond with "That's what she said." If you don't, somebody will. Its going to happen.

Somebody will probably say something like "Ok, now what game do we play?". When that happens, you must respond with "Your mom." Immediately after that, somebody else must respond with "I've already played that game."

If you're getting ready to play a game at a party there's usually somebody who doesn't know how to play. They'll say something like "It's my first time.". Right then, its totally appropriate to say "That's what she said." Again, if you don't, somebody will.

When somebody asks "What would you like to eat?" Respond quickly, without any hesitation "Something junky... Like your mom." Do not waste any opportunity to do so.

Last but not least - there will be a time when somebody says "It doesn't fit!". There's only one response for that. "That's what she said."

Ok, if you haven't become less intelligent by reading this, come back again and I'll have more for you.

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